the rambling pessimist

smatterings of humorous and ridiculous events that happen in my day-to-day life.

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i just caused a riot..

…in starbucks. 

all four employees went crazy over my pants.

”..i’m obsessed with your pants. oh my god, i didn’t see them the first time you walked by…”

-the gay manager

cue hair flip. 

i’m just livin the fab life up in here.

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